...it's a new day

So after I left you in 2011, I returned back to the UK to settle down, but life had other plans.

I personally think the world wanted to read about my adventures a little more, so while 2011 was a year of little romantic trips to the French Alps, Italy, Croatia and Montenegro, along with nice restaurants and trips to the countryside, 2012 sees me return to my adventures.

So let’s begin right from the start of the year. Returning from Australia a couple of days in to January, I had become a little disenchanted with London and wasn't sure where to place myself. It was all a very strange feeling. Should I start contemplating that big boat home, or head East to Hong Kong? Maybe even save up and put on the backpack for a South American odessy.

So pottering around for a few days with no real direction, I decided to change my whole outlook, start fresh and literally treat London as if I was arriving for the first time.

So I did.

Now, quite a bit of the past two months are blurry, but somehow I’ve completed stage one of Sommelier course, had some scuba lessons, learned to make sushi, enrolled in Pilates - it's to help my running people!! - and managed to commit myself to a series of gruelling physical challenges (still nothing as tough as being forced to watch the ‘So you think you can dance' final)…

One thing I didn’t take in to account when I made this little pact was that since arriving at Heathrow six years ago with £450 and a hopeful smile on my face, my capacity and ability to have said fun has grown.

So why am I talking about fun, well, this story the other day caught my eye: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9110941/Men-in-their-late-40s-living-in-London-are-the-unhappiest-in-the-UK.html

Londoners are the unhappiest people around! I don’t get it. Well firstly, I think 7.2/10 is pretty happy, no?

Second, I came back and just decided to let it all out, so to speak, and I don’t think I’ve ever been cheerier. I’ve soon realised that fun doesn’t have to come from being out all the time, but more importantly just doing what you want to do, and having the freedom to do it.

Take for example a friend of mine. This was her email to me the other day:

‘I also danced all the way home, it’s a new habit of mine when I'm drunk. I probably look stupid but it makes me happy.’

If I saw someone dancing along Clapham Common, it would probably make me happy too. And there is the joy of London. There’s so many people doing, so many things to do, and such a freedom to them, I’m not sure where else you’d want to be. So chin up 40 year old male Londoners. 

And if you can't, head down to the Common and watch someone bouncing home on a Friday night to David Guetta and think: 'it could be worse....I could be dancing like that'.

Now, with the massive amounts on offer in London, if you set yourself this task, you really need to have something to taper it with. A Yin to the Yang if you will...but more like a Dr Jekyll to Mr Hyde.

So, in a Forrest Gump forgetting Jenny style move, I decided to start running. And when I say running, I’m not f**king around. I’m running every version of a marathon that you can. That’s a total of 108 miles (173kms) and the plan to do so in under 24 hours.

Race 1 done: 91.2 miles left to go.. 

- 19 February: The Brighton Half Marathon (13.1 miles or 21 kms)

- 15 April: The Brighton Marathon (26.2 miles or 42 kms)
- 23 June: The Hadrian's Wall Ultra Marathon (69 miles or 111 kms)

The first is down with a completion time of 1 hour 34 minutes and 59 seconds, which put me 603 out of 7,500 – a decent place in my book.

Can you tell I wasn't really taking the Half seriously...

I do, however, have to credit my inability to judge distances with getting me under the 1.35 time though. Coming around the corner in to the home stretch, you can’t see the finish line because of a building. I had a rough idea where it lay, having started at the same spot.

So figuring out I had about 100 metres to go, I started a full sprint with the little reserves I had left. Round the corner, I heard the announcer calling out ‘here comes 263 sprinting through the pack, which in turn had the crowd cheering……taking the bend my heart dropped….the line had been moved at least 400 metres back from the spot where the start was….and I had further to go.

However, that damn announcer had already called me so there was no way I could stop the sprint. As I fumbled my way across the line, my legs, arms and breath were everywhere as I attempted to continue with the sprint I could barely breathe. Seriously, I would have looked like a dog running post coitus as I rubber legged it to the finish.

I wasn't in a race...I was running away from the albino ninja behind me

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So peeps, it’s a new day and a new year, we’ve got a lot to get through in the next 9 months together, so sit down and enjoy….

...and there’s even going to be another Man Trip!